we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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