I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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