dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Randomize
