what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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