this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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