And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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