We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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