ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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