i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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