normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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