tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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