so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
this just has baby written all over it
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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