You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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