All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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