oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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