She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
