these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize
