you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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