I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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