You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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