Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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