you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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