About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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