Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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