Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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