no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize
