When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
