So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
its liver damage thursday
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