NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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