Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You work out of a Hotel?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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