Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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