so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
COCAINE IS GR8
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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