So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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