he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the day after is always just damage control
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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