My nipple is on Facebook.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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