i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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