I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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