He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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