If that was your dad, he is hot
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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