You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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