with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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