True but thats because hes a fetus.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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