sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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