im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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