Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i out mim tonsoeep
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