Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
