I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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