Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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