so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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