So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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