i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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